"Hey, we're all still here and haven't been deleted by Soviet Russia!" Deadpool said once class arrived. Or didn't. He doesn't know your life. He can't make your choices for you. "Damn right ( Read more... )

The teacher was actually there today which might come as a surprise for the class. It certainly was for him ( Read more... )

"So, maybe I got my days mixed up last week," Deadpool started out with. "In my defense, you should all know what the class is going to do any way and my new teaser trailer dropped for that Old Man Logan bullshit that's trying to steal my R rated thunder ( Read more... )

Class was outside today because Deadpool didn't give a shit about potential thunderstorms. This was more important than that.

"So, if you kids played last week, you'd know that this shit just got real. Gen 2 came out and I don't know any of them, but they're pretty fucking adorable," he said. "Except this creepy as fuck Wooper. I just don't trust ( Read more... )

Yesterday was Valentine's Day, therefore your teacher wasn't going to be teaching today, kids. It could have been about any other holiday causing this, so don't worry yourselves too much about the horrible mental images ( Read more... )

This week, the class was at the park. Which was a gym. But not at the gym, because it was only a gym in the fashion of getting healthy and all that shit ( Read more... )

Class today was at the Perk. Because it was a pokestop and not just so everyone could gorge themselves on fancy coffee and pastries. But that did factor in ( Read more... )

There was no teacher today. Instead, there was a note on the door.

Killing folks for the Benjamins! Making money elsewhere because weddings aren't cheap. Go catch more worthless Pokémon in the meantime. Fuck you, Rattatta.

Didn't you all feel like you picked the right class?

The the classroom today there was a poorly written 'Your Buddy' on the board. And there might have been a Pokémon drawn next to it. Or a dick ( Read more... )

"You showed up again!" Deadpool said, putting hands together against his chest like this was some precious moments shit right here. "Maybe. I don't know. I'm not supposed to 'mod' you or something ( Read more... )